Welcome to the Fred Club
A premier and elite club of 100 Freds that are dope as fuck. These mfs will get you all the hoes.
* (we are basically the Dogecoin of NFT’s)*
The horses with the biggest ck..nowledge have gathered to teach us humans how to get girls and succeed.
Answers you’re looking for:
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Fred is an NFT collection of a fictional character that reflects our society.
Fred isn’t only art. Fred is fucking part of us. He’s been through the ringer, drugs, alcohol, homelessness, snorting cocaine in the Twin Towers bathroom, and so on. You name it, he’s done it.
Luckily he managed to escape this miserable way of life and now he only eats gluten-free bread.
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Fred is unique. He isn’t mass-produced and every single one of them is hand-drawn and individually thought of by various artists. They each have a specific name and character representing different stages of Fred’s journey during the pursuit of happiness. There will only be 100 Freds and 5 of them you can only win by following our socials.
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Fred’s mission is to put a dent in society. Fred captures all aspects of our community by having different characteristics and personalities. We want people to feel comfortable with who they are. Fred is essentially a mirror image.
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By buying a Fred, you are joining an exclusive badass club and get to hang out and learn from the best of the best, so you don’t ever get stuck in the friend-zone. You can also engage with us and win prizes and giveaways (a horse and a limited edition 100th Fred). - BUSINESS IS BOOMING!
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We don’t know. Our chemistry teacher left us without notice.
We do NFT’s.
Drop Dates
Thursday, 24th February
Primum
15
13:00, Central European Time (CET)
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Secundos 25
13:00, Central European Time (CET)
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Ultimo
55
13:00, Central European Time (CET)
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Bad Boi’s + 100th Fred
13:00, Central European Time (CET)
Our Team
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CEO Fab
I’m the guy that came up with this idea. Ok, that’s enough talking for today.
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Adviser Sandro
This adviser is kinda stupid but knows how to market shit.
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Comedian Drew
The silly one that stays at home and watches Fred and Morty to practice his English.
Roadmap
Bad Bois
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Alfred Einstein
Knows the mathematical equation to every girl:
—” Add the attraction, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply”
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Gamer Fred
Mr Steal ur girl.
He’ll crank some 90’s on her pussy and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Snorkle Fred
Master Scuba diver.
Does it for a living.
Better watch out.
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Wol-Fred Amadeus Mozart
Knows the secrets to women:
— “Long Fingers”